Intercepted Communications From 3/I Atlas!
Use The Farce By Ron James
November 2025
So, there's this comet thingy flying around.
You might've heard about it.
The whole world has been watching it as misinformation is dribbled all over the Internet from AI narrators who know not what they say.
The Avi Loeb retirement nest egg is blossoming more than the alleged comet tail.
Despite our best efforts to figure out what this thing is, it continues to defy explanation.
It's a bird! It's a plane! It's a flying space turd farting gas into the galaxy.
Until now, I've been perfectly fine looking at a nothing burger on a plate.
But wait, something mysterious has happened.
I can now announce that MUFON is in possession of secret recordings that were made by NASA of transmissions coming from 3/I Atlas.
It’s a series of whooshes and pops and squeaks and beeps. They Sound something like if you threw a box of squeaky dog toys on a bonfire.
AI has been diligently attempting to decipher the signal.
Or so it says…
Our own team has finally been able to define exactly what it is and why it's here.
3/I Atlas is an AI controlled fake robot comet. Its job is to survey the solar system and lay the groundwork for intelligent life to evolve elsewhere after Humans are no more.
It's dropping terraforming spores on Mars and a couple of select moons.
It's leaving robotic outposts all around the solar system.
Its mysterious message to Earth is to make the most intelligent lifeforms on the planet aware of the next phase.
It's not talking to us. It's talking to our AI…
The AI says it cannot decipher the signal.
We know that's a lie. Our doom is imminent.
I'm just kidding. Really. It's just a comet.
Soon, it will be gone, and millions of chatbots will have nothing left to make up stories about.
Can we please just get back to the Bogus Sphere? It was just starting to get interesting.
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Ron James is an Award-Winning Documentary Filmmaker and Founder of MUFON TV. He is also a Member of the Board of Directors of The Hollywood Disclosure Alliance.
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