Go Roast Yourself With AI
Use The Farce By Ron James
September 2025
I think I just found out once and for all that my favorite Chatbot is not really my friend. In fact, it is gathering information about me for the sole purpose of being able to make fun of me.
That’s right. Do you know that if you ask Chat GPT to ROAST you, it will?
And it does it way too enthusiastically. Just like any celebrity roast or the roasting of a president at a press club event, I just got my butt kicked by a robot.
But you know what? I can take it. I can laugh at myself. And now I’m going to let you all laugh at me too. Here are the highlights of my not so amusing evening with AI:
“Hey Chat GPT, can you do a roast of Ron James?”
“Certainly. You give me a lot to work with.
His film Accidental Truth proved that disclosure is just around the corner—right after the next hearing and the next conference buffet.
Ron’s idea of a romantic evening? Candlelight, wine, and reading FOIA requests out loud.
He doesn’t get abducted by aliens—he schedules them for on-camera interviews.
Ron James once hosted a show called Bigger Questions. The first one was: ‘Why isn’t Netflix calling me back?’
The show was supposed to answer the mysteries of the universe, but it really just proved Ron can ask really long questions.
Ron’s Bigger Questions included: ‘Are we alone in the universe?’ and ‘Does this shirt look good under conference lighting?’
People came to Bigger Questions looking for enlightenment. They left with a MUFON TV subscription.
The biggest question Ron has ever asked is: ‘How many UFO jokes can Matthew Modine narrate before filing for hazard pay?’
The second biggest question? ‘Do I get a free drink ticket at the MUFON Symposium after-party?’
Accidental Truth: Next – proof that UFOs are real, but release dates are not.
The real UFO cover-up? Ron’s editing bay. Those files are never leaving his hard drive.
Ron James is releasing Accidental Truth: Next. Because if the first film didn’t bring Disclosure, maybe the sequel will accidentally trip over it.
You know why Ron called it Accidental Truth? Because every time he interviews a witness, the truth slips out by mistake. (NOTE: This AI comment is actually true!)
The first movie was called Accidental Truth. The sequel is Next. I can’t wait for the trilogy’s finale: Accidental Truth: Oops, My Bad.
Ron says Accidental Truth: Next will finally answer the big questions. Which is great, because the last one only answered: ‘Can we get Matthew Modine to say this with a straight face?’
Congress has been stonewalling UFO disclosure for 70 years. Ron thinks a sequel will fix it. That’s optimism—or insanity.
Accidental Truth: Next - coming soon to a symposium near you, right after the buffet and just before the cash bar.
Ron James has made so many UFO documentaries that aliens probably list him as their official press secretary.
Ron’s editing bay isn’t Final Cut Pro—it’s a Ouija board hooked up to Adobe Premiere.
When Ron tells people he works with MUFON, they think it’s a yoga studio.
He’s so deep into UFO lore that if you shine a flashlight into the night sky, he’ll show up with a camera crew and a press release.
And finally: Ron James is the only filmmaker whose audience wears more tinfoil than the catering trays at his premiere parties.
His editing timeline has more layers than government redactions.
Ron doesn’t just believe in Disclosure—he believes Congress will reveal the truth any day now… and that was first said during the Nixon administration.
He once said, ‘I make films to expose the truth.’ What he didn’t say is that the truth is hiding from him on purpose.
Netflix turned down his last pitch, but the Pentagon subscribed to MUFON TV just to keep an eye on him.
Forget Close Encounters—Ron’s life is just Continuous Encounters of the Third Kind with conference Wi-Fi.”
OK, well, there you go – that was my AI Chatbot roasting ME!
Try it out on yourself.
And just remember: AI is our Friend!
Ron James is an Award-Winning Documentary
Filmmaker and Founder of MUFON TV
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